In a political stunner, Cole Erik O'Donnell has just revealed himself to be one of the fabled Democratic Party superdelegates! C.E.O., President of the Cook County Cats for Change, has thrown his support behind Democratic front-runner Barack Obama. O'Donnell refused to comment on his decision, but his sister, Sheila Beyoncé Solange Knowles Dytri, held a press conference to announce her support for George W. Bush's third term. It is unclear what Dytri's support will mean considering a third term is unconstitutional, and considering she has absolutely no say in the matter. We will have more on this breaking story as it unfolds.
Photo Caption: Cole Erik O'Donnell in his office at the Cook County Cats for Change
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What with the flurry of postings by P, I forgot to mention how HILARIOUS I thought this was.
Also, I didn't know Cole's middle name was Erik! Why wasn't I at his baptism??
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