Friday, April 25, 2008

How To


One of my favorite additions to my iGoogle page is wikiHow. You can find all SORTS of helpful information. Like, How to Draw Graffiti Names, or How to Win a Street Fight. While I have never tried those out, they might come in handy some day should I be initiated into a gang. (What I picture: some set of circumstances by which I find myself in an inner city and need the help of some gang members in order to continue my mission. But they refuse to help me until I prove myself. Thus, the initiation. Scene ends with said gang members thinking I am cool.)
But others I HAVE found helpful: How to Open a Door With a Credit Card, How to Exercise Your Eyes, How to Write a Rap Song, How to Run up a Wall and Flip. Not that any of those went especially well, but yet another reason I love the internet: it makes me think my potential is unlimited.

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