This is how I make oatmeal at work: 1/2 c frozen blueberries, 1/2 c. rolled oats, 1 c. milk, microwave on high 2 min, add 1/2 c. All Bran and 1/4 c. walnuts. After a week, this is what it looked like:

Only with a spoon stuck in it.
I scraped it into the trash and put the bowl in the dishwasher, but now my office smells of spoilt milk. I hope no one notices.
And I'm a lawyer!
1 comment:
ARE THOSE MAGGOTS?!
Post a Comment