Not to disappoint all you Windows kids out there, but the blog is super crisp and a pleasure to read on my Mac. When I am at work and blogging (if my boss is reading this, I'm kidding!), it's like I have Vaseline on my screen. This is why I need an iphone. I want to blog on the go! I'm positive I would blog way more than I do now, and my iphone would work seamlessly on my Mac. If I saw a disgusting person on the bus, I could take their picture and blog something awful about them in a span of five minutes!
This is where you come in, Apple. We'd love you to sponsor our blog. Think of the opportunities! We'd let you use us in your commercials, for starters. You could use the blogging craze as a justification for Americans to try the iphone. AND you could set our commercial to one of Madonna's Hard Candy songs (in stores Tuesday!) -- I'd suggest "Beat Goes On" since the commercial would likely have a travelin' theme. It really would be a win-win for all of us -- Apple, Madonna, AND this blog. We'd move products off the shelves, and people would learn to love P. D. and J. And Madonna! Honey! You could give us free tickets to your concerts and we could blog live from the concert. This just gets better and better, doesn't it?
As I'm sure Apple execs reading this will need to know where to begin, please send one of us an email. We'll provide our mailing addresses so that you can send our FREE iphones, and we'll get this party started.
Anxiously awaiting your e,
P. D. and J.
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A while ago, a student came into my office to discuss a project. I was eating an apple. He asked, "How do you like your Mac?" I answered, "It's a Crispin." He said, "No, your computer." That's whay happens when you grow up one hill over from an orchard!
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