"Album of the year. Dat's [sic] what they [sic] be sayin' [sic] at da [oh, you get the idea...] next MTV VMAs and da Grammys and da Country Music Awards and da American Music Awards and da Billboard Music Awards and da MTV Europe Awards. You want a album produce by Timberland? [sic...I can't let you think that I don't know it's Timbaland]...I got dat shit! You want dat guy JT? Check out my track "Sexxy Crack"! Ladonna? [he means Madonna...he's stupid...] She's on there too wit my hot mess single "Me Against Ladonna". Buy dis now on iTune, AmazonMP3.com, Napster and guys can also send you a signed copy if you send me $99.95 plus S&H. Dat's hot!!!!!!!!!!"
- Fart Lady 3:43
- Sexxy Crack (feat. Justin Timberlake, Timbaland) 4:54
- Me Against Ladonna (feat. Madonna) 5:30
- Everybody Look At Me (Guyeater) (feat. Nelly Furtado) 12:30
- What Da Hell Dat Noize? (Radio Edit) 2:20
- I Hate Dat Bitch Sheila (feat. Kanye West, Andre 3000) 3:45
- Do You Realize? (How F'in Hungry I am) 5:44
- Get Offa My Ass (feat. Mick Jagger) 4:30
- Stupid Monkey Head (Under The Bed) 185:43
- Fart Lady (Victor Calderone Club Dub) 7:40
- Fart Lady (DJ Sheila D Techno-Bass-Jungle-Rave Mix) 8:01
- Fart Lady (Daft Punk's Sickest Smell Mix) 5:40
- What Da Hell Dat Noize (Long Version) 6:30
- Sexxy Crack (Timbaland's Litterbox Journey Mix) 7:02*
- I Hate Dat Bitch Sheila (Stupid Bitch Mix) 6:44**
*Bonus track with purchase of autographed copy
**Available only on Japanese version
2 comments:
OMG, this is too funny, esp since I think I heard some of these tunes as Cole was working them out. The album art is AWESOME, btw. Any chance you could post some samples? I bet that would help CD sales!
It should be noted that "Everybody Look At Me" was ACTUALLY penned by Sheila. She's promised to go to court for royalties. It's created quite a bit of tension in our little apartment.
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