Among the questions the Mob Name Quiz asks:| What typa mobster is I? | |
| I'm smart and can tink real good wit da numbers | |
| I usually just lift da boxes and punch people | |
| Everybody else is short | |
| Everybody else is tall | |
| I would rather eat a juicy steak than make da sweet love | |
| I would rather make da sweet love than eat da stupid steak | |
| If my car is blown up in da parkin' lot, I take da cab home | |
| If my car is blown up in da parkin' lot, I go inta hidin' | |
| If da sun is shinin', it's gonna be a good day | |
| If da sun is shinin', da sniper can pick me off bettah | |
| I tend ta get upset real easy-like | |
| I stay calm mosta da time | |
| I get goaded inta doin' jobs for alla my buddies | |
| I goad some punks inta doin' da jobs for me | |
| I'm good at da gamblin' | |
| I'm real bad at da gamblin' | |
| I bashed a coupla guys' heads in before | |
| I ain't never bashed nobody's heads in | |
10 comments:
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I'm "Chalkie Nelson"...I have no idea
Okay, what the hell? My name at first was "Unlucky" then I kept pressing...and I got "the Nerd"..."the Bookworm"..."Misdemeanor"..."No Luck" (recurring theme?!?)..."Pissy Paul"..."the Lackey" What the F?!?!?
And the answer to your tag is no, Jenn doesn't ever work.
"Unlucky"??? Were you feeling pessimistic when you answered those qs?
Take heart -- the first two names that came up for me were "Wussy" and "the Wimp," followed by "Fatbrain." Of course, my real mob name (which doubles as my rap name, actually) is in fact taken from my real name, which makes it that much cooler: C-Note.
hahahaha@ other mob names. Steve, I assume it's bc you're on the pale side. *understatement if anything like your brother*
Carrie, C-Note isn't menacing enough for a mob name. And even though I laughed at the suggested names, I think anyone willing to tussle with the McDowell sisters isn't wussy.
Guess I'll have to go with Fatbrain, then. Hmm.
Mine: "Half-Cocked David"
Does Fatbrain mean, like, big-brained? 'Cause that doesn't sound too bad...
I tan rather easily actually. David does too but he is petrified of the sun :)
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