Wednesday, May 21, 2008

How did I end up on the "old man" mailing list?

I just got a subscription offer from Reader's Digest, and I want to know why.  I'm not even thirty yet!  They provide a "summary of benefits" with the offer.  A small sampling of what is listed:
  • 50 very funny jokes and stories each month
  • 12 Celebrity profiles
  • Thousands of tips to make life easier, safer and more fun
  • 15 new vocabulary words every month to increase your word power
Clearly this digest is meant for people who have never been online (though they DO have a web presence).  I can get all of that from YouTube and Wikipedia.    And also, safer?  Like what, exactly?  How to spot a terrorist in a crowded room?  Remembering to check your smoke detector batteries twice a year?  How to spot telemarketing scams before they happen to you?

I wonder if this has anything to do with my recent purchase of a new nose hair trimmer.  That's right, I said new.  My old one died.

1 comment:

SIP said...

hahaha--I had the same reaction: "safer?" Not that it's a bad thing but not even I am at that point in life (I assume old people shuffle bc they are afraid to fall and they suspect everyone of trying to take their money, if you've never noticed). I do think you answered your own question. That or all the Christmas village houses you've ordered. They've obviously got you on some list.