Among the questions the Mob Name Quiz asks:| What typa mobster is I? | |
| I'm smart and can tink real good wit da numbers | |
| I usually just lift da boxes and punch people | |
| Everybody else is short | |
| Everybody else is tall | |
| I would rather eat a juicy steak than make da sweet love | |
| I would rather make da sweet love than eat da stupid steak | |
| If my car is blown up in da parkin' lot, I take da cab home | |
| If my car is blown up in da parkin' lot, I go inta hidin' | |
| If da sun is shinin', it's gonna be a good day | |
| If da sun is shinin', da sniper can pick me off bettah | |
| I tend ta get upset real easy-like | |
| I stay calm mosta da time | |
| I get goaded inta doin' jobs for alla my buddies | |
| I goad some punks inta doin' da jobs for me | |
| I'm good at da gamblin' | |
| I'm real bad at da gamblin' | |
| I bashed a coupla guys' heads in before | |
| I ain't never bashed nobody's heads in | |
