If a woman named Sarah calls you and tells you she noticed that you are practicing in her area and she thought it would be good for you to meet and talk about your mutual practice areas, maybe over lunch since you work very close to each other? And she sounds young and happy and perky and intelligent and you think to yourself, "I wonder if SHE thinks I am young and happy and perky and intelligent??" so you start smiling as you talk and bounce in your chair a little bit bc her energy is contagious! Then you imagine she is cute, with very white teeth, nice hair and stylish clothes. And you think, "Why, it might be nice to know someone in my practice area so very similar to mine..." only you are lying because what you're REALLY thinking is, "Okay. If I get in with her, I will be able to 1. change my job; 2. go to her hair salon and 3. borrow her clothes. Maybe she'll even know the best way to brighten my teeth!"
Guys, all she really wants is to sell you something. I found out 'cause I Googled her. I mean, MAYBE she wants a new BFF, but... probably she just wants to sell me something.
*dejected*
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