Wednesday, April 22, 2009

My new niece or nephew!!

My brother and sister-in-law are expecting! The baby is due in November. He or she will be a scorpio just like Uncle Paul!! They are going to be SPOI - ILED by Uncle Paul.

Thursday, April 16, 2009

David Tired

It's 11:30pm and I have to work tomorrow. I'm still up though! Why? Well, for a few reasons:

1. I'm addicted to these dumb games on Facebook (Farm Town and YoVille).
2. P is working tonight, I'm home alone, and am scared of the dark.
3. Playoff hockey has started. Well, and then I turned it to Iron Chef and now I'm hooked.

That's all, really. I hadn't posted in a while, but then, I really didn't have anything to say... Meh. I really SHOULD go to bed. But that would just mean a lot of me staring at our bedroom doorway waiting for a ghost to come in and scare the crap out of me. Before I do sign off, just one quick note on the whole "raising money with blog ads" thing. We've made twenty cents. Plane tickets, here we come!

ZZZZZZZ

Crazy Colorado Weather

This actually happened 3 weeks ago, but since we're expecting more snow today (not nearly as severe), I thought I would post it. And, it TOTALLY reminded me of blizzards past when I would hang out with P&D. There was one in '04 when we hung out in my condo and they took turns sweeping the snow off my balcony (so as to prevent its collapse. Not too likely). Then, there was the Blizzard of Aught Two (I THINK--all's I know is Paul's mom was in town) when P&D lived in Near Aurora. On Day Two, they had cabin fever, so when I called, P&D were out saving trees (spring snowstorms always wreak havoc on the poor trees! and had already been to KMart to purchase more games). They then tried to convince me to take THE BUS there, but ended up rescuing me and we went to Black Eyed Pea. Oh, the Pea!



Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Screw Mormon vampires...


...I prefer Swedish vampire children.


David and I just watched the Swedish movie "Låt den rätte komma in (Let the right one in)." It was bloody and violent like vampire movies should be. And probably not like any other vampire movie you've ever seen. But my favorite scene: a woman infected with vampirism walks into the crazy cat man's apartment and all the cats go crazy and start attacking her. I'm pretty sure it was computer animation but it was freakin' aweseome. Oh the land of ABBA... you may try and woo me away from New Zealand... keep making movies like that.

Monday, April 13, 2009

Oh, memories

I am seriously contemplating digitizing the THOUSANDS of negatives I have of old pictures--has anyone done this? I thought about buying a negative converter from Hammacher Schlemmer (what a name, huh? Reminds me of the beginning of Laverne & Shirley...), but without a feeder I am reluctant to start such a time-consuming hobby.

The reason I bring this up is: I was reminiscing about a time when P&D lived in Denver--here is a pic of the building they first lived in together near DU. I have several old photos of us on their balcony drinking fruity drinks. But, you know, they're photos. And I need to digitize them.


Panning out, though, what I REALLY wanted to post was the monstrosity that was built NEXT to their old building--bet you guys are glad you weren't renting there when they built THAT, eh?
It's called Vistalofts. Apparently, you can rent just a room in a shared suite for something slightly MORE than I am paying to rent a 2 bedroom house.

I have planned a driving tour of Denver ("and CON-dos!") for when you guys visit this summer to show you all the changes to Denver since '06 (my GOD--has it been THREE YEARS since you've been in Colorado???)

Friday, April 10, 2009

Stupid fat conservatives


So I'm watching "Countdown" on MSNBC (no Keith Olberman tonight, it's David Schuster tonight... likely related to the death of his mother... PD & J send their condolences) and they are talking about how groups of right-wing nut jobs in a few cities across the country got together to have "tea parties" to protest what they believe will be higher taxes under Obama. Idiots. They believe whatever the Limbaughs, Hannitys and O'Reillys of the world tell them. Check out some of the videos here. I especially like the one that is 6 minutes of people being asked whether or not they believe Obama was born in the U.S. And there are still some Kool Aid drinkers out there who buy that he wasn't.

Anyhoo, what inspired me to blog? The "Countdown" piece referred to what they were doing as teabagging. So they said "teabagging" over and over again. Hilarious. I assume the readers of PD & J are hip enough to know what "teabagging" is. And therefore I leave it to this picture to sum it up:


Addendum: OMG, I just Wikipedia'd teabagging and learned that the equivalent using the female anatomy is called a "slug stamp." EWWWW!!

Newest Obsession


Okay, it's time to fess up and face the problem: I am OBSESSED with Scramble on Facebook!

It's just like Boggle except includes words like "narceine", "loriner", and "oomiac"--which seem like nonsense to me only because I am not anticipating taking any word tests like the SATs any time soon and refuse to look them up.

I play online at work a LOT--used to be just to fill up the down time, now it's almost ALL the time. I also know I'm obsessed because I constantly try to think of different words to make out of a handful of letters.
For example:
eat, tea, ate
easter, stare, tare, tares, ease, east, rest
art, arts, dart, darts, drat, rat, rats, rad, tad
etc.

But, as with most of my obsessions, I am sure this one will pass. The other thing I find so addictive is that if you play solo, you play against not only your best score, but those of your friends. I like to compete against my friends without their knowledge. Until I beat them, that is. (P, I've scored higher than you. Hi, D! *innocent wave*)

Friday, April 3, 2009

An open letter to our blog readers

Dear Loyal Blog Reader,

We're writing to make you aware of a change to the layout of our blog. A series of recent events have reinforced the need for P. D. and J. to see each other much more often. As is tragically apparent in the national news, our economy isn't cooperating with our goal.

Quick side note: We are currently "work-shopping" titles for our goal. While we eventually come up with names for things all the time (examples: Blizzard of Aught x, Pug 2008, Oscar Party y, etc.), you can see we're "witty names" challenged. We would like to put forth "Friends and Wine in Oh-Nine" for your consideration, but please comment with further suggestions.

Where was I? Oh RIGHT, seeing each other more. Loyal readers, this goal should really be your goal, too. It's no secret that this blog has suffered some rather unsettling periods of writer's block. We don't want that to happen again. We, your dedicated authors, need to have common experiences that we can share with all of you, our friends and family.

Which brings me to the point of this entire post. You'll note there are now ads on the left-hand side of our blog. These ads are there for one simple purpose: cold hard cash. All proceeds from the placement of these ads will be used for the sole purpose of traveling betwixt Chicago and Denver, and possibly other locations, to experience things that we can relate to you.

Don't feel that you need to click the links. You can ignore them if you'd like. But please don't let them turn you off to our witty banter, and tastefully told tales of everyday life. Should you wish to comment about our decision, please do not hesitate to do so. We understand that change can be unsettling, and we want you to know we're there for you.

Very truly yours,

P. D. and J.

Saturday, March 28, 2009

EDIT: The wait is over

Drum roll, please!


I told you it probably wasn't worth it. But here's the thing: my nose hair trimmer died over a year ago. And I've been using Paul's ever since *waiting for that to sink in*. Oh, stop. Like inner nose is the worst thing we've ever shared. This is what happens when you are male and turn 30:

1. Your hair turns gray, and not just the hair on your head.
2. Hair starts growing in places it did not previously (i.e. ears and nose)

Speaking of my birthday, I took that picture with the camera Paul bought me! I also took this picture during my surprise party:


(If you can't tell, that's J's rack.)

So my surprise party was a LOT of fun. Here's how it went down. We went to a wine bar, and then P had a "bathroom emergency" that required that he go home! Which, truthfully, I didn't think much of (knowing P and knowing how close our apartment is to the bar). J and I chit-chatted, and then I realized P STILL wasn't back, after like 30 minutes. I got a text saying that Cole had "shit himself and my [David's] office". Again, I didn't think much of it (knowing Cole). P said I didn't need to come home and that he would come back once it was all cleaned up. Another 15 minutes passed, so I called him. He suggested we come back to the apartment.

I walked down the hall to our dining room to a lovely surprise party! We had a great evening, which by now you've seen. I *heart* wigs. I answered a knock on our door at about 3am. It was our downstairs neighbor asking us to turn down the music. I smiled, nodded, and closed the door in her face. I realized the next day I was holding a bottle of wine in my hand when I answered. I can't remember if I was wearing a wig or not.

Side note: Before you get all, "that was mean to do to your neighbor!" on me, when they first moved in, we were having a Halloween party. P and I went out of our way to (1) invite them up and (2) tell them to let us know if we were being too loud. She was on the phone when she answered the door. She never got off the phone, didn't say a word the whole time we were talking to her, and then closed the door in our faces. Also, they have a baby that cries a lot. So there!

That was pretty much it! We had a blast.

The next night we went our for dinner and then saw Xanadu (very funny musical, btw). The following morning we went to Orange for breakfast. We started with frushi:


This is the after:

Ha!

Baaaamazing

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

LET ME IN THE SOUND!!!


I got text approval last night to buy tickets for the U2 show in Chicago. Megan, Heather and I will be flying out and spending all day Sept 12th rubbing elbows with our fellow U2 nerds (P&D included).

If you haven't heard, U2 has a new album. I love it. Although I will say it's hard to get too "into" an album *dated* without playing it over and over on your walkman late at night when you're supposed to be asleep the way I did when I was a kid. But still. There are several songs that grab me--like "Magnificent" and "No Line on the Horizon" and "Breathe".

I also love "Get on Your Boots". BTW, I am a U2.com MEMBER and in the "Boots" group for purchasing presale tickets. Very suddenly, I realize what I have been missing all my life - sexy boots!! I've looked, but all we have out here are UGG-style boots. I might just have to get me some in Chicagee.

That is a pic of the stage, btw. The stage is going to be 360. As Megan said last night, we hope the members of U2 take their Dramamine before each performance, otherwise: *Bono, stumbling around stage and finally running sideways into the ground*

I am EXTREMELY excited to get to stay with P&D again in the SAME YEAR! Regular visits are how it was SUPPOSED to be when they moved. We really should put our agreement in writing.

Friday, March 20, 2009

I'm a closet Kiwi lover!


I was thinking about it and it really IS true that I love all things Kiwi (that I'm familiar with).

HBO's Summer Heights High is hysterical. Chris Lilley plays 3 main characters brilliantly. My favorite is Ja'mie (see picture).

Then there is Lucy Lawless, most famous for being Xena but I love her as D'Anna Biers on the new Battlestar Galactica (the last episode of which I'm about to watch...sad!). AND I got to meet her at my hospital!!!

And who could not love Peter Jackson's LOTR trilogy. (Yes, I am a BIG closet nerd as well as kiwi lover).

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Remember that time I made bagels?

That's right, I MADE bagels. Turns out the recipe is super simple. All you have to google is "how to make bagels from scratch". I used this recipe, except I used olive oil (instead of vegetable oil) and added rosemary to the dough. It was seriously one of the most time consuming projects ever. But, it was fun because (1) Jenn was here, so we just shot the shit while I made them and (2) we had nothing else going on that morning. It was the morning after my big party, but more on that in another post. But you've seen the video sooooo...

Here are some pictures of my bagels.





Monday, March 16, 2009

New Zealand - better than Old Zealand

While Jenn was in Chicago she recommended that we rent Eagle vs Shark, a dry comedy from New Zealand starring Loren Horsley and Jemaine Clement of HBO's Flight of the Conchords. It's funny, cute... if you are into dry New Zealand humor... I assume that everyone knows what I'm talking about when I say that... it's like a trend or something, right?

Anyhoo, after watching I was like, "I bet Loren Horsley (aka Shark) is actually very pretty." Praise Google Images! In 2 seconds I can have my suspicions confirmed. See for yourself:


Also, for anyone that hasn't watched Conchords, I highly recommend it as well. I find it hysterical. And Jemaine Clement is actually attractive as well (not exactly my type but I think I'll try my best to set him up with Jenn...)













What's the point of this random post? I dunno... how 'bout this? It just goes to show you that hair, post
ure and clothes can really make or break your appearance.

Friday, March 13, 2009

Leave Michael Phelps alone!


Poor Michael. He just can't shake negative press. An interview with Matt Lauer is about to air and I'm sure all he will be asked about is smoking pot. Americans are so prudish.

"Smoking pot is evil!"

Have you met any potheads? They're harmless.

"Boobs on TV! For shame!"

Go to Europe where boobs are just boobs and are used to advertise detergent or gum. It's the human body, people!

"Round up all the prostitutes!"

You know what? If you legalized all of this stuff it would save the government (or aging pop stars) money and room in prisons would be freed up. Plus you could create jobs regulating pimps, hos and druggies!

OMG, I think I just came up with a fix for the economy. I'll e-mail Obama...

Sunday, March 8, 2009

David's 30th Birthday

Last night was David's surprise birthday party. For some reason when we get together and start drinking, the night ends with dancing to Madonna. This night had the added fun of wigs! I think the video speaks for itself.