Poll Open!

The poll is now open. We're workshopping five names. Polls close on March 20, the day we pick her up.

Distribution of Me

This is not meant as a competing post to P's, but I wanted to include the graphic.  This is a distribution of D's across the United States.  And it's based on "listings", so we know there are more.  I'm not listed currently, so add "one" to Illinois!

This was also one my faves.

Then, there's always this one.  But generally speaking, I only get the "Are you Ozzy and

 Harriet's son" crap from supermarket check-out ladies.  

Am I really that unique?

Have you ever googled yourself? I just did (can you tell I'm busy at work today?) and it came back with 125,000 hits (D would get A LOT MORE...I'm just saying...trying to make myself feel better). Now that doesn't necessarily mean that there are 125,000 other P's out there but still...that's a lot.

Also, those that share my moniker are BORING. And on the whole nerdy and unattractive (try an images.google.com search of your name too...scary!). Lots of men of the cloth as well. Why is that?

LinkedIn also gives another indication of just how boring my kind are: project manager (dig at someone I know), director of pricing (yawn), self-employed (smokes weed), underwriting officer (sounds so official...officially boring!), accountant (taped glasses), regional sales manager (isn't that like...everyone on the Office?), independent professional (smokes weed AND crack), credit risk and insolvency administrator (I just may be at risk of becoming insolvent right now...huh?).

So I ask all of our readers to search themselves on the internets. What you find may scare you!

(And now I've officially contributed to this blog...I am busy!)