Album of the year

Cole has been having trouble getting his MySpace page up and running (he's not as tech-savvy as Sheila although she isn't that great either). He wants the space to promote his new album. So, being the gracious guy that I am, I let him have some space on our blog to tell you all about it. (I think he was a little jealous that Sheila had a post and he didn't.)

"Album of the year. Dat's [sic] what they [sic] be sayin' [sic] at da [oh, you get the idea...] next MTV VMAs and da Grammys and da Country Music Awards and da American Music Awards and da Billboard Music Awards and da MTV Europe Awards. You want a album produce by Timberland? [sic...I can't let you think that I don't know it's Timbaland]...I got dat shit! You want dat guy JT? Check out my track "Sexxy Crack"! Ladonna? [he means Madonna...he's stupid...] She's on there too wit my hot mess single "Me Against Ladonna". Buy dis now on iTune, AmazonMP3.com, Napster and guys can also send you a signed copy if you send me $99.95 plus S&H. Dat's hot!!!!!!!!!!"

1. Fart Lady 3:43
2. Sexxy Crack (feat. Justin Timberlake, Timbaland) 4:54
3. Me Against Ladonna (feat. Madonna) 5:30
4. Everybody Look At Me (Guyeater) (feat. Nelly Furtado) 12:30
5. What Da Hell Dat Noize? (Radio Edit) 2:20
6. I Hate Dat Bitch Sheila (feat. Kanye West, Andre 3000) 3:45
7. Do You Realize? (How F'in Hungry I am) 5:44
8. Get Offa My Ass (feat. Mick Jagger) 4:30
9. Stupid Monkey Head (Under The Bed) 185:43
10. Fart Lady (Victor Calderone Club Dub) 7:40
11. Fart Lady (DJ Sheila D Techno-Bass-Jungle-Rave Mix) 8:01
12. Fart Lady (Daft Punk's Sickest Smell Mix) 5:40
13. What Da Hell Dat Noize (Long Version) 6:30
14. Sexxy Crack (Timbaland's Litterbox Journey Mix) 7:02*
15. I Hate Dat Bitch Sheila (Stupid Bitch Mix) 6:44**

*Bonus track with purchase of autographed copy

**Available only on Japanese version