from: D
to: WhatNotToWear@bbcnyproduction.com
date: Mon, Dec 29, 2008 at 1:12 PM
subject: nomination!
Name: J
Location: Denver, CO
Age: 34
Size: 8-10
Height: 5' 6"
Occupation: program manager
Married
No Children
Personality: J is hysterical and lovable. She is always making others laugh. Her style? Well... a style of convenience would probably best describe it. She loves free and she loves cheap. She also LOVES (capitalization intentional) comfort. She is a disaster for several reasons. In a previous career, she was a lawyer. She would wear VERY unprofessional attire (examples: fleece pants and pilly sweaters). She rarely does anything with her hair. Make-up? What is make-up?? She wears next to nothing in the make-up department.
Upcoming event: J's 35th birthday is in June, and her husband turns 40 in October.
Photos: I am including two examples illustrating J's "fashion sense". The first is her sitting on a barrel (she's the one of the far left of the photo). The second is of her (2nd from right) with three female friends. This photo illustrates how she stands out compared to others.
Then there was a paragraph including my contact information, which I'm not sharing with all of the people on these Internets. What pictures did I include, you ask? Well:
Admittedly, not THE most offensive pictures of J, but still.
