Funny Pic

Why this is funny: I THOUGHT I had posted the original image of this poor little girl running away from a ferocious-looking dog, but can't find it.  Apparently, other people thought the sheer terror on her face was HILARIOUS and they've Photoshopped her into different scenarios.  The above was the best one.  Says me.

Funny Pic

It took me a while to figure out what was going on here.  Like, did they Photoshop heads or something?  (Answer: no.)

I Think I'm Starting to Understand Twitter

You can follow me on Twitter, but I wouldn't recommend it.

But, if you're intrigued, you might start with the most popular tweeters (Twitterholic)

And I swore I recently saw some article about the best Twitter accounts, but will have to post that later since I can't seem to find it.

But, I was just recently sent this guy's Twitter link: Shit My Dad Says The tweets are written by Justin: "I'm 28. I live with my 73-year-old dad. He is awesome. I just write down shit that he says"

Like:

"How the fuck should I know if it's still good? Eat it. You get sick, it wasn't good. You people, you think I got microscopic fucking eyes."

"Your mother made a batch of meatballs last night. Some are for you, some are for me, but more are for me. Remember that. More. Me."

"Love this Mrs. Dash. The bitch can make spices... Jesus, Joni (my mom) it's a joke. I was making a joke! Mrs. Dash isn't even real dammit!"

"I didn't live to be 73 years old so I could eat kale. Don't fix me your breakfast and pretend you're fixing mine."

In honor of the holidays (note the PC title)

"...a canoe!..."

Anything but work

If this website isn't enough to keep you distracted at work, I don't know what is. It's like someone got inside my head and made a site specifically for me!

Another blog we like - try it!

So Colfax-Fatty-Pot-Roast-Bara-Papa Cranie turned us on to this blog:

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/

I laughed out loud when I read post #75 "Threatening to Move to Canada", mostly because I've done that myself. For example, "If Mike Huckabee were to become the next president, I'm moving to Canada" or "If they amend the U.S. Constitution to define marriage as between a man and a woman, I am moving to Canada."

Also, I do love Michel Gondry! And Björk! Although I do have to say that this blog should be called "Stuff White Middle-Class Liberals Like" but that's not very catchy.

One of these days we'll have a blog that's as funny and good.