P. D. and J.: SOTU

Things We Hate: A Living List

"I don't think I've ever hated anyone"
Annoying People
Blue-Tooth Headsets
Blue-Tooth Headsets, People Wearing
Chain emails that are forwarded without verifying the contents thereof
CTA
CTA, People on
Getting Honked at While in a Crosswalk
Magnetic Ribbons in Support of (blank)
Movies, People Talking During
Mushrooms & Celery (P)
People in front of me in public who stop, completely unaware that anyone beyond their peripheral vision might need to get by
People who tell you to "come here" so they can fix your tag instead of just telling you your tag is sticking out.
People whose follow up questions indicate they weren't listening to your answer in the first place.
Spiders & Bats (D)
Swiffer Sweepers