Our cats recently had a wake-up call. Just like millions of fat Americans, they were told that if they didn't get their acts together, they would have serious health problems. Cole was naturally upset and cried that he didn't want to lose a foot because of "the diabetesis". But when told that in order to avoid this fate he would need a strict diet, his story changed. "How badz could it beseses? I canz have 3 pawz. Ever heardses of cat in wheelbarrelzez?" (Yes, Cole calls it a "wheelbarrel")
Sheila's reaction? "F off! I will cut you guyz."
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As if you can't tell, Cole makes everything plural. We've worked with a speech therapist on it to no avail.
That is such a lovely portrait of Sheelagh! Even if she is Rubenesque.
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