So, as we all (should) know, Madonna is being blamed for the breakup of A-Rod's marriage. Apparently, it was an affair of the heart and A-Rod (ummmm... anyone else see how fitting this douchename is?) was infatuated with Madonna. Now, we all know Madonna is hot, but is it really true she can seduce anyone??
I have to believe this is related to Kabbalah.
In fact, many of the articles suggest the same--"Pop icon Madonna is using kabbalah to brainwash Yankee star Alex Rodriguez into believing they are 'soulmates,' the ballplayer's estranged wife is telling friends."
Which leads me ONCE AGAIN to wonder what Kabbalah is all about. Here is what I got so far: its teachings are based on ancient, mystical teachings of Judaism.
*pause*
Ech--then Wikipedia goes on from there.
I do find religion fascinating, but it seems with Kabbalah, it's really hard to get just an overview. It's as if even the Wikipedia article itself is trying to suck me into its Sefirah...
All this being said, I really hope Madonna and Guy Ritchie can stick it out. I am definitely rooting for them. Why, I have no idea. I think it's mostly because that family looks so pretty together.
I also think Cindy Rodriguez made the right move, but COME ON, like she didn't know what was going on with this guy before he got a crush on Madge?
If it jiggled, A-Rod wanted it.
Also, DAM-MIT--Drew Barrymore and Jason Long have split. This was one of my top picks as far as celebrity match ups--they seem really alike to me--good-looking, smart(ish), goofy. I think bc she's my age(ish) and we kind of grew up together (although I skipped out on the early partying and drug-use), I just want her to be happy. And yes, I do think my personal attachments to celebrities are weird sometimes.
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IMHO Madonna is not hot. I have no idea what Alex would want with someone who could be his mother.
Alex's soon to be ex-wife wore a t-shirt to a Yankee game last year the said "F-ck Off!" on it. I'm sure all of the parents with their children loved that. She is the real D-bag.
Well, Steve, maybe Madonna WOULD be hot if you were more into Kabbalah...
And yeah, I am thinking everyone associated with the A-Rod scandal are douchey. My favorite, though, is the ex-stripper who claimed to have had a fling with A-Rod:
[S]he was at the ballgame with several friends and had primo seats right near the visitors’ dugout. When the Yankees came out to stretch, she and her girlfriends started “hootin’ and hollerin’ ” at A-Rod.
“We were really bustin’ his chops and he walked over to us and I thought he was going to yell at us,” she said. “But he introduced himself, asked me who I was and if I wanted to meet up for drinks later. I was like ‘Hell, yeah!’ ”
Candice said she told Rodriguez she’d be at Saint after the game and sure enough, he showed up at the Back Bay club - wedding ring and all!
“It was killing me and I felt bad afterwards,” she said. “I’m not a bad person. I know how it feels to be cheated on, it sucks. But a couple of drinks later, I didn’t notice all that much, to tell you the truth.”
Houlihan said A-Rod had a couple of shots of tequila and a few Sex on the Beach cocktails, then they went back to A-Rod’s room at the Ritz-Carlton and had sex. But, she added, they also talked all night and seemed to hit it off.
Houlihan said she and her girlfriends Googled A-Rod the next day and she was shocked to find out that his wife was pregnant with their first child.
“We were all freaking out,” she said.
But when A-Rod called her when he was in town for the American League Championship Series, Candice met him and they had sex again.
(me: really? You "freaked out" when you found out his wife was pregnant, then had sex with him again? gross.)
What annoys me about this is, all of the reports just talk about how much of a slut Madonna is. Right, so this is how it works, folks. Madonna is a performer. She has engineered her entire career to (1) cause controversy, (2) create a buzz and (3) make even more money. I came to terms with that long ago. She's not a slut. She's a mother of three. And she's intelligent. Sure, she writhed on the floor on MTV a couple of decades ago. Sure, she had a sex book. But, she's still around and one of the richest people on the planet. Do you think she's really into all the stuff in the sex book? (answer: no -- it was for publicity, and it worked)
Also, I think she's hot.
lmao, D: "I came to terms with that long ago."
The gap in the teeth and the manly body doesn't do it for me :)
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